One bike policy!

Many of us have heard of the "one-X" policies ...

- One-child policy (resulting in little emperors/empresses)
- One-house policy (to subdue the hot real estate markets)
- One-dog policy (Shanghai takes the lead)
- One-car policy (Beijing plate lottery rule)
- One-wife policy (I doubt girlfriends will be restricted)

We can accept, although perhaps disagree, with any, or all, of the above policies.

But last night, I heard a rumor that Beijing is considering limiting the number of motorcycle plates to one per person ... now THAT is going too far! I hope it is just a rumor.

One plate in your own name, another in your wife's, another in your girlfriend's (or girlfriends'), another in your dog's. That's at least four.

:lol8: hahaha :lol8:

It's the little things like this creative TIC-problem-solving that reveals you have indeed been in China (BIC) a lllooooonnnnggggggg time!

"yes dear officer, Fido is a very common English name"

My dog doesn't have a Hukou...guess I'm screwed.

Cheers!
ChinaV

Oh, I don't think you southerners have much to worry about ... living the good life, sipping Chinese Pina Coladas (baijiou with durian juice) under palm trees, enjoying 12 months of sunshine, prettiest girls in all of China.

No, I'm not jealous :cryfiddle:

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Originally Posted by Lao Jia Hou

:lol8: hahaha :lol8:

It's the little things like this creative TIC-problem-solving that reveals you have indeed been in China (BIC) a lllooooonnnnggggggg time!

"yes dear officer, Fido is a very common English name"

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I don't know why this reminds me of this story but I was riding the subway in Paris about ugh...12 years ago and there was this Texan sitting across the car from me next to a small French woman holding a poodle. The texan says in the most stereotypical Texas drawl I have ever heard:

" 's her name Fifi?"

And the French woman is totally confused and says, "Fifi?"

So the Texan replies: "Yup, that's what I thought, they'all named Fifi".

Aren't they all named Fifi?

woof.

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Originally Posted by ChinaV

My dog doesn't have a Hukou...guess I'm screwed.

Cheers!
ChinaV

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Sometimes it's fun to get screwed...oh wait, that's not what you meant....

I always wondered what 'screwing the pooch' meant.

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Originally Posted by TexasAggie

Aren't they all named Fifi?

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Yup, that's a Aggie for you.
Hook Em Horns.

Remember here in China, rules only exist when your poor and even then just when someone wants to make money by fining you.

There is a reason everyone in China loves the Mao... it's cause he's on the money.

There are no real one anything policies in China...

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Originally Posted by TexasAggie

Aren't they all named Fifi?

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:lol8: So it was you, admit it! :lol8: