your photos - silly competition

I have decided to amuse myself by inviting you to submit an occasional photo to be judged. Probably every month or two we can do a poll depending on how it goes and whether any one else is interested. All pics must be taken by you or family and be current, quality is not very important.

You pics should be either amusing, brilliant, amazing or otherwise worthy of posting. This includes the missus (or you) passed out drunk on the floor (Felix disallowed from that topic by reason of 'too easy'), the baby daughter's first smile, a beautiful sunset or any young, mainly naked females you come across. I know already that I am a sexist pig but if any of the ladies or gay blokes that may read this want to post a semi-nude male well, go for it. I am not the judge, you all will be.

No motorbikes allowed unless involved in nastiness.

The prize this first time will be this motorcyclists cock warmer. It is 100mm or four inches so none of you will be disappointed in the size (cold weather lads). It will stretch if required. IT HAS NOT BEEN USED, I PROMISE. Ladies can use it for mobile phones, lipstick etc. of course.

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Lol, I like this competition. Could make me photograph more instead of justing hanging around with my camera :lol8:

http://i784.photobucket.com/albums/y...SS/BigAss1.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6yf1nL4pCM

http://i784.photobucket.com/albums/y..._thong_cop.jpg

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Originally Posted by MJH

http://i784.photobucket.com/albums/y..._thong_cop.jpg

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Lol, there has been some great potential to get a spectacular photograph of that scene.

I like the thread idea, but let's keep it to YOUR photos, not other fluff from the internet. Your thread Jape, what say you.

Cheers!
ChinaV

Great idea....!!!
I am in - have to find "THE PICTURE" I took years back...... I will be back in the competition!!!

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Originally Posted by ChinaV

I like the thread idea, but let's keep it to YOUR photos, not other fluff from the internet. Your thread Jape, what say you. Cheers!
ChinaV

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Yes, my first paragraph asks that they are taken by you or family (so they can get you doing silly things like falling off the roof). And that they be current. Having said that, willing to be flexible with the odd one like Morfar's if it is personal not just gathered from the 'net.
MJH knows that, he can read, he is just being contrary. If the idea works over time then others can award silly prizes and the judging is not by me, it will be by poll if I find a way to work that on this forum.

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when you gotta go you gotta go,
taken in shanghai south rail way station by,,,me :-)

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eating with the chinese naked chef wasnt as pleasant as i had hoped... is that a fur ball?

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why arnt manikins this happy in the UK (taken in shijiazhuang)

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a holiday in china with a super man wanna be.
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a surviver of the great wall,,,, just
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not interesting in any way bbbbutttt goddd damn, it invaded my house, as did another 2 during the course of 2 months

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Originally Posted by moilami

Lol, there has been some great potential to get a spectacular photograph of that scene.

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i thought that was very good my self. pitty it wasnt taken by a member, oh well.
well i have posted some of my own,, not great but the best i have. and as i have been the only one to post any i took, i win the 4 inch cock warmer,,,

is it one size fits all or do you do a 2 inch?

Some good fun pics but nothing brilliant yet ... don't hold your breath! In case you do win, I tried the cockwarmer on next door's fox terrier and yes, it will accommodate a 2 incher if you roll it up a bit.

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eating with the chinese naked chef wasnt as pleasant as i had hoped... is that a fur ball?

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why arnt manikins this happy in the UK (taken in shijiazhuang)

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a holiday in china with a super man wanna be.
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a surviver of the great wall,,,, just
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not interesting in any way bbbbutttt goddd damn, it invaded my house, as did another 2 during the course of 2 months

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LOL, awesome compilation :lol8: And WTF with those spiders there???? At least they would be easy to spot :clap:

Looks like no-one else is going to join in the fun so lightend has to be the winner ....!!!! Please PM me your address and I will send the prize.
I don't usually reward spider killers though, I like spiders a lot so please try not to kill any more for no reason OK mate?

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driving along, with a fag in my mouth and my visor open, i noticed this guy sleeping in front of me, so i swivel my bag from my back to my lap, open it up and search around in it for my phone, find my phone and start taking a few photos.

i though it was a great, perfect place to sleep.:thumbsup:

... why I was late in the office. (JingMi highway, Beijing)
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shuben hahaha god damn, thats one hell of a road block.
is this by chance what caused that 100km tail back the other month?

Ok, the opportunity presented itself to participate to this thread this morning, while I was riding home on the G318 towards Shanghai.

This is what I saw :
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I have to say, I was pretty impressed by the distance she traveled on that lane separation wall, 8 meters or so, impressive...
When she spotted me taking pictures, she came to see me and asked me where we were... So I told her we were on the Huqingping Gonglu, like the longest national road in China you know, and asked her how did she do it.

Her answer was typical, let's see if you gals and gentlemen here can guess it (won't be too difficult).... ;-))

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Originally Posted by Fred

Her answer was typical, let's see if you gals and gentlemen here can guess it (won't be too difficult).... ;-))

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She answered: "Do what!?"


As we say in Dutch: "Vrouw aan het stuur, bloed aan de muur!"

She said "It's a new traffic concept of railed car guidance" ..... I personally believe they should implement that concept to China.

Are you sure you understood her right? Maybe she wanted you to change the tires??!!
Or ... she spotted a laowai (U) and that to get you hooked up by sympathy??!!??

i guess she said she didnt see it, and when she heard the noise she ignored it and carried on.

or was it an undertake gone wrong, or did someone force her off the road???? either and all are acceptable answers.

Hehe, the "do what ?' would have been funny as hell, but I guess the part where the car doesn't want to go on gave her a hint something was wrong...

Naaah, you guys didn't find the reason yet...
I should add that her answer was typical, but honest at least. And real bloody scary too...

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Originally Posted by Fred

Hehe, the "do what ?' would have been funny as hell, but I guess the part where the car doesn't want to go on gave her a hint something was wrong...

Naaah, you guys didn't find the reason yet...
I should add that her answer was typical, but honest at least. And real bloody scary too...

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"I was busy on the phone, and didn't see how I ended up there!"

By the way, let me guess what phone she has: "iPhone 4"!

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Originally Posted by Barry

"I was busy on the phone, and didn't see how I ended up there!"

By the way, let me guess what phone she has: "iPhone 4"!

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Bingo !
She told me, to my complete horror, that she was texting and didn't see that she was drifting to the separation wall...
Really pleased to have missed her by 2mn...

05-27-2011 12:33 PM #14
jape

09-22-2011 12:24 PM #15
lightend
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thread revived, lucky i didnt pm you my address, after all, there may yet be another winner..