be a real rebel China 1% gangsta MC member...... had us laughing big time this afternoon......
first the HOG rodeo clowns now gangster style MC member just buying the merchandise.....
http://i48.tinypic.com/juj13n.jpg
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be a real rebel China 1% gangsta MC member...... had us laughing big time this afternoon......
first the HOG rodeo clowns now gangster style MC member just buying the merchandise.....
http://i48.tinypic.com/juj13n.jpg
I saw that on the HOG China forum ... a little irony in that one ... I suspect it will sell well.
I am waiting for the high-top sneakers to be released. Definitely have to get a pair to wear when I'm riding my bad-ass, all-black, scooter. The ad promises that I will become fashionable, stylish and powerful. I can hardly wait ... the babes will go crazy.
Aye, matey, can't be a pirate? How 'bout a gangsta?
Now, if I could just find a place that does temporary tattoos (needles are too painful), my life would be complete.
with help of google translate and taobao you get immediately 100 pages of temporary motvies from kitty mao to bad ass.
how about grandma's nylons with tatoo print? that makes you the hero .....
The Pakistan Embassy is having its annual open house this Saturday at 10:00.
There will be food stalls, etc (very tasty food) ... but the big draw for me is ...
"experts will be available to apply temporary Henna tattoos." Cool. I'll have to remove the muffler from my scooter on Sunday.
has anyone actually seen the china shanghai mc group riding.. i actually had to go home and change cos i pissed myself laughing sooooo hard.
i was on my way to friends down nandan lu. a small 2 lane road with cars bumper to bumper along its length. we stopped at traffic lights. being the first car in the line a gap emerged.as we took off on red(taxi driver got bored waiting) unbe;ievably the "afterlife budda's " (they don't believe in angels,heaven or hell right) came straight toward us on our side of the road..
now i guessed they were being riden cos i couldn't actually see anyone on these hugh harly n virago's.. the taxi driver leaned on his horn as did all the cars behind us. the cacophony of sound eventually registered to the 'bikers' (i use this term lightly) who are now 3 deep on our side the road.the unmuffled rumble and car horns .he noise was defening..
they begin to try to back up...but their likle chicken legs couldn't actually move the bike..2 got off n tried to push backwards,but they were not strong enough so a few desperate wobbles later ,they sat back on and just looked at up. while all this was happening. 2 others had noticed that most of the rest had actually mounted the pavement... full of friday night tourists and drove down wobbling dangerously about near children and elderly alike. now this was totally reckless
having noticed this,they had cut in front of a car and were trying to mount the curb. having one wheel on and a wall only 8 ish feet away. they were trying to slip the clutch and climb. but the fact their legs couldn't touch the floor and they had no skill, they just sat rocking back n forth 'shagging' the curb like a couple of sex crazed pot belled pigs.. burning their clutches to death..... now it smelt terrible...
fortunately the 2 pot belly pigs had made a gap cos no one could move .either cos they blocked the way or cos they were laughing so hard, and the gap allowed the 3 or so boys to move back into their lane and allow us to carry on. amazingly they still sat as off they were waiting to come out again and left there 2 mates still trying to impregnate the kerb...maybe they are still their.
i have never seen such stupidity, ignorance,selfishness or plain inability to comprehend right from idiocy. oh wait i have i live in china.....
i just don't get it chinese hate to loose face, but put them behind the wheel of a car or on a mc, they care not what anyone thinks about them or there actions.
and i categorically say now i have never been so embarrassed to be a biker in my life. and the group of guys who are in this gang have as little brain or ability as they do male apendiges. its ok to dismiss them when they are riding e bikes. but these guys obviously have deep pockets to afford these bikes and may only ride them 1 or 2 times a month. maybe never rode a bike before. hell maybe 10 year ago never owned a car or hoped to own one, but that doesn't been they can afford them so it means they are capable of riding them.
maybe they should have a new chinese proverb...
JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN, DOESNT MEEN YOU SHOULD. AND DOESNT MAKE IT RIGHT..........
Wish you'd taken some pictures!
Mate, get the tight fitting Lycra tattoo forearm sleeves popular with the Chinese HOG crowd....Quote:
Originally Posted by Lao Jia Hou
Check out hoghd.cn for a good laugh..... or just go to the Sinopec gas station at HuQingPing Highway on Saturday / Sunday around 10:00AM....Quote:
Originally Posted by euphonius
honestly i couldn't i was crying with laughter and shouting ''ni er bai wu'' "ta shi shen jing bing" at them... i said some other things as well ... but not repeat here haha
the range has been extended and available via Tabao: http://outposts.taobao.com
The China 1% MC on tour.... http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNDk5MzAwNzU2.html
http://i47.tinypic.com/eq412o.jpg
1% of what? .... can someone clarify?
i think i will become a bad ass too and put a sticker with chinese characters, meaning "fuck the police" , .... on my helmet in ..... Germany
Good luck to them, although if they really are 1%ers I doubt they'll stay free for long. Nice to see another side to China.
I've run across the Real Steel guys a few times in Shanghai and they seem harmless enough. I did run across this picture. Hopefully it's just a bit of fan art. Regardless, I hope the owner doesn't wear it. I like to think of them as a bunch of art school nerds engaging in some very serious parody.
Oh I see. The 1% is the proportion of Chinese males that can afford a custom Harley. :deal:
That's the Hells Angels patch, it seems the 'Red and White MC' might actually a genuine satellite Angels Nomad MC, setting up for if the climate is right to have a few chapters on the mainland, most likely that guy is T*iwanese.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nuhaus
If not they are seriously taking the mickey using that patch. Ripping off the Starbucks logo is one thing but biker patches are hallowed turf.
Outlaw bikers have been caught in Pakistan and India(drugs)They have just set up in Bali.
The amount of illegal drugs caught coming into Australia from China is increasing year on year.
Where there are drugs or prostitution for that matter there are outlaw bike gangs.
Strikes me China would be an easy place to set up a meth lab.
White collar Chinese gangsters, the bikes are very expensive, my guess would be businessmen that are “trying” to be cool? The Hells Angles I do not see China listed in the chapters?
Not sure but it seems the Hells Angles are now trademarked? A crime syndicate that may have decided to promote themselves as a legitimate ridding club….that actually is involved in stuff that is criminal?
http://www.hells-angels.com/?HA=history
What is the AFFA a federation of fucking assholes?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hells_Angels
Some bike gangs allow affiliated 99%er satellite MC's to increase their international footprint and do use for semi-legal tax dodges and money laundering. If there was really any presence in China the patches would look like that, they do in Poland, where 'red and white MC' is actually used instead of Hells Angels.
some funny statements in the newest short movie introduction to 1% PRC biker life: http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNTAzMjkyOTY0.html
Costumes role playing and props, they might as well be Goth kids.
In Asia it's called 'cosplay'. Price of entry a bike worth the price of an apartment that handles like a tractor.Quote:
Originally Posted by MJH
"Do not ask who our fathers are" but if we have an accident we will tell you.
OMG - where are these guys from?Quote:
Originally Posted by TB-Racing
At first, I thought to myself "this must be a parody" ... but I think they're serious.