Rudolf the red nose Dachshund

Santa Clause came by yesterday and took some pics of his Reindog he is pulling his sleigh with this year. The Reindeer are on strike as you know with this week economy and refuse to work for anything less than ten pounds of Space Coke a night to fly around the world . So Santa had to hire some Reindog scabbs to fill in this year till the Reindeer Union could get better wages .

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The Reindogs will fly for half the Space Coke a Reindeer will fly for , even if they complain about it turning their eyes Green !!!!

Cheers , and " MERRY CHRISTMAS " to all , not some stinking Happy Holiday crap were having crammed down our throats , this is Christmas dang it . :gun_bandana:

Later, Snortin Kelly , I dipped into the Reindog feed obviously !!!!

Hey Culcune ,
I have lots of Reindog Ethenol fuel for your new Honda to run on :thumbsup:
Just stop on by sometime after X-Mas . :lol8:

Later, Snortin out

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Originally Posted by Snortin Norton

Cheers , and " MERRY CHRISTMAS " to all , not some stinking Happy Holiday crap were having crammed down our throats , this is Christmas dang it . :gun_bandana:

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You could always argue that we're actually celebrating winter solstice, which was hijacked by the First Council of Nicaea in 325 as the Birthday of Christ (which some historians now says was actually 14 May in 6 BC). In the good old days the vikings used to throw a party at winter solstice, a "blot", paying tribute to the old Gods of Valhalla and drinking themselves senseless on Mjod (honey-based beer). Pretty much the same thing as we do today, only most Westerners are now paying homage to a single deity and drinking themselves senseless on whatever happens to be the sensible thing to drink yourself sensless on at your place.

So for the sense of inclusion of all I'd say Happy Holidays! ;-)

I guess I would say Happy Winter Solstice if I meant Happy Winter Solstice .
But I am saying Merry X-Mas for the folks celebrating it as such , Christs Birthday . I don' care about inclusion of other beliefs here , Because I am wishing a Merry X-Mas , not a Merry Solstice .

Snortin

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Originally Posted by Snortin Norton

I guess I would say Happy Winter Solstice if I meant Happy Winter Solstice .
But I am saying Merry X-Mas for the folks celebrating it as such , Christs Birthday . I don' care about inclusion of other beliefs here , Because I am wishing a Merry X-Mas , not a Merry Solstice .

Snortin

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Of course you are free not to care.

I wish the rest of you a Happy Winter Solstice , Hanaka , Valentines Day , Pass Over , Garbage Collection Day , Old Peoples Day , Mothers Day , your Birthday , Boxing Day too , AND , I wish this all on the Day I was telling everyone Merry Christmas and how Happy Holidays was being crammed down my throat .
Hans , you missed the entire point of my post obviously . :thumbsup:
Here is my disgust in the matter and why I posted it to start with ;

Here in the USA , we are being FORCED, yes FORCED to listen and adhere to the term Happy Holidays everywhere we go , be it news casts, the grocery store , even are pollititions , and even the dam Salvation Army collecting money outside my stores is forcing me to listen to Happy Holidays in public now in my USA . I am surpised they don't do a Spanish version to force more BS down my throat too . Christmas is a Christian Holiday here in the USA , right ?
YUP ! Our Polititions are elected based on a system " IN GOD WE TRUST " and so is our money made in GODS name too . Our whole founding ideals were made from Christs sufferage , remember that . Remember this too about America . " One Nation Under God !!!! Is there any real controversy about its meaning ? No .
So Merry X-Mas on Christmas from an American Christian that is typing this dribble because its X-Mas and its beign taken away against my will in a free country I pay taxes in thank you very little .

I guess if I was Syrian I would say Happy Camel brings you gifts day ,
because that is what they celebrate Christmas time as , but I aint Syrian am I .

Wasn't trying to start a controversy about anything Hans , but your a bit too anal retentive to understand why I typed it to start with , even if I explained it when I typed it the first time and why I felt the way I do about it even .
Go figure ?

Snortin out , Happy Garbage Day and Happy Washing your Dishes Day too while were at it . Wouldn't want to offend your dishes during your Winter Solstice you celebrate on X-Mas you know .

Once again, my point of people being too sensitive once again here and on earth everywhere is quickly pointed out in your quick responce to start combat over my beliefs no less . Pretty soon everyone will be grey , and have no beliefs at all except were one big happy family ,even if it will never happen , yippi !!! Happy Garbage Day to all and to all A Winter Solstice for your dishes , in Spanish dammit !!!

Uh oh! Looks like Snorton's been hitting the Spiked Caffinated Egg Nog! :lol8:

Anyway, Merry/Happy whatever it is you celebrate. The point is to celebrate!

Paz,
CC

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Originally Posted by CrazyCarl

Uh oh! Looks like Snorton's been hitting the Spiked Caffinated Egg Nog! :lol8:

Anyway, Merry/Happy whatever it is you celebrate. The point is to celebrate!

Paz,
CC

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Amen to that. Or was it anal? Anyway: What he says!

Yeh , what he says ...................LOL !!!

Hey, did you know that the " X " in X-Mas is not some sacreligeous distastefull laziness us Americans have I thought it was at one time ?
It is actually Greek for the starting of the word Christ , I believe it to be Chr=X or Chri=X ? I am sure HANS will correct me , LOL !!!
Just teazing . :thumbsup:

Hey , where is my Eggnogg dammit !! :goodtime:

You guys are lucky , I don't drink !!!! :icon10: And so am I , greatfully so .

Later, hope you all ate good food yesterday and passed out on wine like Carl does . God I miss that , but not being insaine and sick . Now I am just insaine for real . Nice :icon10:

Cheerios , Kelly

X-mas is from Xtians, which is what satanists call Christians because they don't want to write Christ, LOL. I write satan, but they can't write Christ?! I thought we are all supposed to get along, dammit!!

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Originally Posted by culcune

X-mas is from Xtians, which is what satanists call Christians because they don't want to write Christ, LOL. I write satan, but they can't write Christ?! I thought we are all supposed to get along, dammit!!

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Can't we all get along ? Good Christ Culcune , you sound like freekin Rodney King now !!! Are you sure your not a pollitition , and not a teacher ? So, which side of the fence did you fall on on that post , I am confused ?
Do you celebrate Christmas or worship the Devil ? Or is it all the same to you ? I think little Mexico ( YUMA ) is looking for more Satinists anyway .
You bought a honda , you must worship the devil ?
I thought you told me Saint Nicholas brought you ride gear on Christs Birthday ???? Or was that your wife ? How does she fit her boobs down that chimmney anyway :lol8: ? I need more coffee !!!! Didn't anyone ever tell ya that sissy bars are for Chopper Harleys only and if the wife wants to lay back on your new bike , she needs her own Devil Bike too ??? Did you tell her ass gas or grass before she got on ? Now that is the really important part of riding two up Simon !!! I thought I taught you better Culcune-a-fish ?
I would put her tight little wanting to lean backwards on your bike ass on the 3:10 out of Yuma , and ride the bike like you stole it for awhile till she figures out how to get back to town Simon . :thumbsup: When she gets back tell her if she rides with you anymore , it is company policy for you to feel her nipples in your shoudler blades or she can't get on anymore Simon . And no bras are mandatory of she wants a raise ! :lol8: How can you possibly corner well without nipples poking you in the back ? I just don't understand you Simon ? You Rodney King Devil Worshipers are some strange folks Culcune .
The most important things to ask her is , if she likes the rumble and vibration between her legs ? Then ask her if she likes to be on the bike too . :lol8:

Later Culcune, good to have you back !!!!

Snortin Norton , hey wheres my eggnogg dammit !!!

Trust me, the ass, grass, or gas thing really works for rides, but it seems like it's the grass that needs to be cut, I have to shell out my own money for gas, and I end up the (wise)ass.

C'mon, we're talking about a 500cc twin. It's a little quiet, and doesn't get anyone really excited, except me, and that's just excited with the all fuzzy feeling, not any kind of party in my pants, excited.

I only worship the devil on Mondays, or maybe that's just my hangover when I have to go back to work; but now I can ride to work, despite your pleas that riding should only be done for pleasure, not commuting. I now have found pleasure in my commuting, although it is freaking cold in the mornings this time of year, even in this dust bowl desert area. Plus, there is an endless chain of commuters driving opposite me in from Mexico who can't drive for shiite, as they commute haphazardly to toil in the farm fields. Anyone contemplating a riding trip into Mexico, consider yourself warned! Don't drive like you are trying to maintain your right of way, because that wish might just get you into a head on collision with a hung-over field worker at 5:00am who is passing a slower car and doesn't care that he is running you off the road. This is in the US, but the driving only gets worse across the border....

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Originally Posted by culcune

Trust me, the ass, grass, or gas thing really works for rides, but it seems like it's the grass that needs to be cut, I have to shell out my own money for gas, and I end up the (wise)ass.

C'mon, we're talking about a 500cc twin. It's a little quiet, and doesn't get anyone really excited, except me, and that's just excited with the all fuzzy feeling, not any kind of party in my pants, excited.

I only worship the devil on Mondays, or maybe that's just my hangover when I have to go back to work; but now I can ride to work, despite your pleas that riding should only be done for pleasure, not commuting. I now have found pleasure in my commuting, although it is freaking cold in the mornings this time of year, even in this dust bowl desert area. Plus, there is an endless chain of commuters driving opposite me in from Mexico who can't drive for shiite, as they commute haphazardly to toil in the farm fields. Anyone contemplating a riding trip into Mexico, consider yourself warned! Don't drive like you are trying to maintain your right of way, because that wish might just get you into a head on collision with a hung-over field worker at 5:00am who is passing a slower car and doesn't care that he is running you off the road. This is in the US, but the driving only gets worse across the border....

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Hey buddy, the sooner you figure out Motorcycles have NO RIGHT OF WAY, the longer your gonna live . :deal:

Snortin out

Sounds like riding in China...only not as bad. Mexico sounds like fun! :lol8: