Native English language editors?

Can't these motorcycle companies spend $20 and get some native-speaking English language person to provide advice on the appropriateness of product names?

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Scenario 1: "Fred use to be a Harley guy, now he is a Grand Dink kinda guy"

http://www.kymco.com/showroom/showroom_main.asp?MotorCTID={4B655AE8-2800-4FBD-99B4-3719F5925E39}
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Scenario 2: "Yup, got my girlfriend a New Dink for her to ride"

http://www.kymco.com/showroom/showroom_main.asp?MotorCTID={D6A8B113-B905-4ED9-946A-D32CEB9523DE}
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Come on Kymco, get your act together!

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