Originally Posted by
Lao Jia Hou
Let's have a shot at this ...
Harley - I'm a freedom-oriented individual, who wants to be different from the rest, and my pipes communicate that.
Victory - I'm a freedom-oriented individual, who really wants to be different from the rest, but also enjoys modern technology
Ducati - I pull away from the pack at break-neck speeds. Envies Silvio Berlusconi (young girls & no taxes)
Vespa - Urban sophisticate - a hipster lifestyle - probably wears white-framed eye-glasses, unnecessarily
BMW - I'm a rich sophisticate, who leaves the city limits ... if there is a Starbucks out there
Triumph - Rough & tough, with an edge of raw excitement, but can't stomach being seen on a Harley
Honda - Safe, secure and reliable - probably a family man
Yamaha - Same as Honda, a family man, but with a touch of sportiness
Kawasaki - Same as Ducati, although with reliability, but Kawasaki-green envy of a real Ducati
Suzuki - Confused person - not really sure what I want
Brammo/Zero electrics - Nerd, and a major consumer of Apple products
Chinese bikes - into pain & punishment ... B&D, S&M
Sidecars - into 3somes
Chinese sidecars (CJs) - into 3somes with ugly people