Poor poor poor Culcune

Hey fellas and gals ,
Poor poor poor Culcune is sooooooooooooo poor , I almost feel sorry for him . Alomost ! :icon10:
I have been hearing and watching his writings and grumblings and schemes about getting a new bike for a LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG time now . Way too damn long actually :lol8: .
I am afraid in lue of more Prozack or Lithium or Thorizine to stabilize his awkward mind over his dilema of NO BIKE SYNDROME , I propose we start a bike fund raiser for the poor bastard immediately . I am good for $100 U.S.A money to start the fund okeedokeee . We need a trust worthy treasurer of course and someone to draw up a contract for him to sign that " VERY CLEARLY " states that he cannot whine if his bike breaks down again like he has whined so much in the past about his last damn bike ( probably just not the top notch mechanic we are is all that was about ) . That , and when his Porn Carrer in LA. Californification gets going ( AKA - News Photo Journalist Guy job someday, wedding picture-movie guy, whatever , etc , etc ) then he can pay us all back and of course and supply us all with a DVD copy of his film for free .

Seriously guys and gals, his attitude sucks worse than Draculas wife and I am really tired of his suffering and fear he may actually jump off a bridge soon too if we don't help him out here . It aint FREE money , it is just a nice jesture from me and us to get him up and runing finally. He's losing his freekin mind lately ( Lately my Ass ! , constantly is more like it ) over not being up and riding . He's really a great guy and great firend to me , and you all , and contributes allot of good things to allot of people in the world , ( although his no bike dribble is getting old ) , so I really feel we can pull this off .
I am just and independant Carpenter by trade, I make ok money and I can certainly make $100 available to the poor slob , I think he's actually worth it , and I am sooooooooooooo tired of him writing to me telling me of his new fangelled idea to wooooooo the distributors or dealers into giving him a bike .
He needs to ride and we need to help him .
It would only take 8 to 13 of me at $100 to get him up . God knows his wife says he can barely get it up as it is , so maybe we can get it up for him :icon10:

Lets get this poor bastard a bike !!!!!!

Cheers, Snortin Norton over and out :gun_bandana:

i spoke with him on the phone he seems like a nice enough guy. your right though he says he has no bike. Im good for $50 since he seems to moderate all the china forums and shit........


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I feel honored by your guys' gestures, but really, it's more fun without the bike, and complaining about it. Give me to about September/early October, an then you can start mailing me cash, but I should be in the $$ by then, on a bike, with photos and videos of my bike to go with them. I figure by then, I could get a Qingqi motard. I will be O.K. I Promise!!

BUT, I would miss the complaining:popcorn:

Hey!! I gave to him three times, so I am exempt. First I gave him money for his old bike. Two, I cleaned out his yard of his old bike parts. And last but not least, I didnt make fun of his ghetto cruiser Caddy in the front yard. He even said, "My house is the one with the land Yacht caddy in the driveway.You wont miss it..".

I did offer to sell his old bike back. It has been drastically modified, and improved. Even at a fair value. Counterbalanced motor, aluminum battery box, better tires, nicer plastic, halogen BA20d, standard vs the inverted shocks, removed the ABS, converted to rear drum (vs the crappy rear disc), and a whole bunch more goodies. It is his fault he didnt want it..

Never sure if I will ever get my wife on it. She has fallen in love with my KLT200 aka Dog Poop-Cow Poop hauler. She has even put a dog bed in the utility trailer, and drags around one of our Huskies everytime we go out riding!! Glad my helmet covers 85% of my face...

Culcune ,
why did you respond to this post you big fool-eo :icon10: ? You should have let a dead dog lie down and die and we might have actually got you enough money up here to get you that Q-Link . But NO , you had to speak didnt you !!!! :icon10: We were up to $150 before you chimed in and nobody has added anything since you posted :gun_bandana:
Arrrgggghhhh says Charlie Brown as Lucy screws him over again with a football . Hey that would be a good porn theme-title for your film ? I regress .....
I was totally serious about the bike fund, but now I think everyone thinks I am kidding ??????
Now were only getting sarcasm and poking with sticks at ya . ( which is fun too ) You may have very well self destructed my master plan to get you that bike ? Oh if you were only spankable I would spank you write now Culcune . Problem is , you'd like it !!! :lol8: I regress again Culcune.........................

I will patiently wait for your new bike to magically appear someday on this site in pictures and film , that is my obviuos only hope of actually seeing you ride something in my lifetime besides a damn Pony !!! :icon10:

Oh and by the way , you wrote its more fun without a bike and complaining about it ???? Poo-poo on that my friend :confused1: I rode my 250 Viva yesterday on the track for an hour and came back in the hosue smiling from ear to ear after attacking my track with jumps and burms and other stupid dirt MX stuff, and I can attest " It is more fun with a bike , than without a bike ! " !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol8: So, I aint buying that dribble its more fun to not owne a bike and just complain about it ..... Blah blah bblahhh
After a nice long 4 foot by 20 foot cross-up jump into turn one , I can attest its NOT fun to NOT owne a bike :icon10:

Maybe we should buy you a Pony instead , its probably more your speed anyway ? You could use it in your film with Cherri Pie , I am sure she is into that kind of thing probably ? A Pony , Whipped Cream , Culcune and Cherri Pie ???? Wow, that's an ugly picture !!!! :lol8:

Well brother, I tried , I honestly tried to get you riding ( this year dammit ! )
and I think you spoiled the milk here and ruined my plan for you because you just can't shut up . :lol8: Don't you listen to your wife Culcune when she says " Oh Culcune-a-fish , your so much better in bed when your alseep and quiet than awake and speaking " ??? :lol8:

Oh well bro , I tried , we'll sit and see if this pans out but I think were foiled once again . I can see that only a couple of us are true Bikers around here as it is obvious the people who actually would contribute actually know what it hurts like to not owne a bike . Those are BIKERS !!!! The others just ride bikes . :thumbsup: :riding:

Hey, if we buy you a Pony , you could just shoot it if it breaks down !!!!
Cobray a Pony today ? Nice bumper sticker for your Caddi ! :lol8:

Well, I will be thinking of you when I ride today you poor slobb , and how you ruined my plan :lol8:

The $100 is still available, anytime Culcune !!!!! Big dummy ! :lol8::lol8::lol8:

Cheers, Snortin Norton out :gun_bandana:
PS... This guy is me ! :gun_bandana: That is my Icon and mine alone , it even looks like me dammit !!! :thumbsup: :gun_bandana: Now where is my damn Pony anyway , I got excess hollow points to burn up !!!!! :gun_bandana: