the moon, moonageddon tonight!

[jape]

I hope that after you all have ingested your daily kilogram of sea-salt, tonight you will put on your tin-foil hats and look at the full moon. I think the way the planets and all that stuff works is that you will see it OK unless clouds of radioactive dust are obscuring it

It is closest to us than for 18 years so it will seem a lot bigger and brighter. It is predicted to cause more earthquakes and tsunami, moonageddon, but if you all get the cone hats on you will stop that. Don't let us down, if you cannot stay awake, wear them in bed please. Thank you. Pass this on.

[moilami]

Nah, the only thing to worry about is will the sky drop down over us. Teachings of Asterix & Obelix.