your photos - silly competition

**lightend** · 05-06-2011, 06:29 PM

Originally Posted by moilami

Lol, there has been some great potential to get a spectacular photograph of that scene.

i thought that was very good my self. pitty it wasnt taken by a member, oh well.
well i have posted some of my own,, not great but the best i have. and as i have been the only one to post any i took, i win the 4 inch cock warmer,,,

is it one size fits all or do you do a 2 inch?

**jape** · 05-06-2011, 10:41 PM

Some good fun pics but nothing brilliant yet ... don't hold your breath! In case you do win, I tried the cockwarmer on next door's fox terrier and yes, it will accommodate a 2 incher if you roll it up a bit.

**moilami** · 05-08-2011, 10:56 AM

Originally Posted by lightend

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eating with the chinese naked chef wasnt as pleasant as i had hoped... is that a fur ball?

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why arnt manikins this happy in the UK (taken in shijiazhuang)

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a holiday in china with a super man wanna be.
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a surviver of the great wall,,,, just
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not interesting in any way bbbbutttt goddd damn, it invaded my house, as did another 2 during the course of 2 months

LOL, awesome compilation

And WTF with those spiders there???? At least they would be easy to spot

**jape** · 05-27-2011, 04:33 AM

Looks like no-one else is going to join in the fun so lightend has to be the winner ....!!!! Please PM me your address and I will send the prize.
I don't usually reward spider killers though, I like spiders a lot so please try not to kill any more for no reason OK mate?

**lightend** · 09-22-2011, 04:24 AM

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driving along, with a fag in my mouth and my visor open, i noticed this guy sleeping in front of me, so i swivel my bag from my back to my lap, open it up and search around in it for my phone, find my phone and start taking a few photos.

i though it was a great, perfect place to sleep.

**ShuBen** · 09-22-2011, 05:46 AM

... why I was late in the office. (JingMi highway, Beijing)
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**lightend** · 09-22-2011, 05:57 AM

shuben hahaha god damn, thats one hell of a road block.
is this by chance what caused that 100km tail back the other month?

**Fred** · 09-22-2011, 08:09 AM

Ok, the opportunity presented itself to participate to this thread this morning, while I was riding home on the G318 towards Shanghai.

This is what I saw :
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I have to say, I was pretty impressed by the distance she traveled on that lane separation wall, 8 meters or so, impressive...
When she spotted me taking pictures, she came to see me and asked me where we were... So I told her we were on the Huqingping Gonglu, like the longest national road in China you know, and asked her how did she do it.

Her answer was typical, let's see if you gals and gentlemen here can guess it (won't be too difficult).... ;-))

**Barry** · 09-22-2011, 08:51 AM

Originally Posted by Fred

Her answer was typical, let's see if you gals and gentlemen here can guess it (won't be too difficult).... ;-))

She answered: "Do what!?"

As we say in Dutch: "Vrouw aan het stuur, bloed aan de muur!"

**ShuBen** · 09-22-2011, 09:01 AM

She said "It's a new traffic concept of railed car guidance" ..... I personally believe they should implement that concept to China.

Are you sure you understood her right? Maybe she wanted you to change the tires??!!
Or ... she spotted a laowai (U) and that to get you hooked up by sympathy??!!??