So here it is. I know you guys dont want to help me with this kind of thing but I am absolutly f*ckin sick of waiting and waiting and waiting to get road legal. We have a three week trip planned and already five days in... still in Shanghai. Now we're told we may be waiting until monday (-10 days!! and then of course who knows... maybe more).

How can i get out of here without being checked. Are the checkpoints manned at night? is there a road with no check points? Please dont advise me to wait or tell me I'm a moron. I am fully aware of the risks and am not looking to start another discussion on the matter. I only bought the bike for this trip, driving in the city is sh*itty. By the time these people get their arse in gear I'll be back to work.

Please help