Motokai's Inner Mongolia Ride 2011

**felix** · 10-10-2011, 05:12 PM

Dude are you crazy?!? Maybe you like yanking your chain on your boat, but motorcyclists keep that for the hotel room at the end of the day. You're new to this so i'll spell it out clearly for you; don't masturbate while riding!!!

Shitting yourself is fine though.

**felix** · 10-10-2011, 05:18 PM

And by the way, the term 'iron-butt' comes from the steely colour your cheeks usually turn after spending 16 hours macerating in your feces.

**TexasAggie** · 10-10-2011, 05:47 PM

God damn son, that's funny, I don't care who you are!

**dy245000** · 10-11-2011, 01:05 AM

I Googled "yank one's chain" (sorry about the mis-spelling), and according to Urban Dictionary - "yank one's chain" is to fool or kid someone; to pull a fast one. Example given was "I won? Seriously? Are you yanking my chain?"
I used it in this context, nothing more. But then, biker have their own vocabery. I learn what a shocker was from ADV, and they have it on Wikipedia by the way.
I'm sorry if I offended you, but your defination of "iron-butt", that's gross.

Motokai, I got stuck with MCM last night on the PM. I'll try it again today.

**MotoKai** · 10-11-2011, 03:05 AM

You obviously missed this urban dictionary definition of chain yanking:

Yank the chain
To Masturbate.
1. dy245000, stop yanking your chain and get to work!
2. Get out, I gotta Yank the chain
3. All he does is stay in his room and yank his chain.

Anyway, never ever do that while riding WITH OUR WITHOUT A SUPPORT CREW!!!

**dy245000** · 10-11-2011, 03:19 AM

Sorry, I missed that one. But that's not what I meant.

**milton** · 10-11-2011, 09:20 AM

Originally Posted by MotoKai

You obviously missed this urban dictionary definition of chain yanking:

Yank the chain
To Masturbate.
1. dy245000, stop yanking your chain and get to work!
2. Get out, I gotta Yank the chain
3. All he does is stay in his room and yank his chain.

Anyway, never ever do that while riding WITH OUR WITHOUT A SUPPORT CREW!!!

hahaha!!

However, those guys capable of taking photos while riding one-handed probably can "yank it" without a support crew.

**MotoKai** · 10-11-2011, 02:37 PM

I'm equally guilty for taking this off-topic and into some uncharted territory (well maybe not for some of you). So in the spirit of motography (whether you shoot on or off the bike), here are a few additional photos of some very fun grassland riding:

**Fred** · 10-11-2011, 04:23 PM

Originally Posted by MotoKai

You obviously missed this urban dictionary definition of chain yanking:

Yank the chain
To Masturbate.
1. dy245000, stop yanking your chain and get to work!
2. Get out, I gotta Yank the chain
3. All he does is stay in his room and yank his chain.

Anyway, never ever do that while riding WITH OUR WITHOUT A SUPPORT CREW!!!

**Barry** · 10-12-2011, 06:24 AM

Nice pics MotoKai, I see you went for smaller version of the Tourfella's! I thought bigger is better! Same with harddisks no matter how much space I have, I'll fill it.