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  1. #1 Something different than bikes 
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    This is what I am when I am not all biker man these days . Although I am riding the Viva 250 Monster Green Weenie today too and the Shinray 200 DB200A on the track today . Will try to post some pics of the dirty bikes since its wet out today slightly .
    I am way into Civil War Era revolvers and do gunsmithing as a hobby , oboviuosly my specialty is custom grips out of exotic woods and American fancy woods too .
    This is just a sample of my collection , which is many many many

    First is the Mighty Colt Walker .44 Cal. , I have two of them, this one sports American Black Walnut grips .
    Second is the Awsome 1858 Remington New Army in .44 Cal . This one is Color Case Hardened framed with Fancy American Highly Figured Maple grips.
    Third is the very rare Spiller and Burr .36 Cal . Confederate , this one also sports the American Black Walnut grips .
    Fourth is the best handling Colt ever built, the 1861 Navy , this model is the Gunslinger short barreld version with Exotic Bloodwood grips .
    Fifth is a close up of the same revolver . I have two of these too , one is the standard Navy artillery model with 8" barrel. This pair rides in a double holster gun belt with the short revolver being my crossdraw arm . Awsome guns ..........................Double left click your mouse for the pics for a much larger view
    Cheers, Snortin Norton
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    I think you should come up with a shooting and riding show. Set up targets around the track, and ride around and see how accurate your shooting is!
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  3. #3 Hee hee hee 
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    Hee hee hee Culcune,
    but I am quite sure Wild Bill Hickock , Buffalo Bill Cody , already did that, and so did Annie Oakly . Different Horses but same guns Culcune .
    I am sure if we throw in Wiskey drinking too we might have a shot at it though . Were you offering to ride with me Cuclune !!!! If so, your on ! Maybe that sweet thing Cherri Pie would hold the Poker Chips while we shoot them from her teeth ???
    Sounds like another great chapter in our book or movie " The adventures of Cuclune-a-Fish and Snortin " .........Hmmmmmmm ?
    If nothing else , when they call us crazy, they will at least be accurate !

    Cheers, Snortin Norton out
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  4. #4 Culcune , there is an ELK available to ride now 
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    Culcune ,
    did you hear there is an " ELK " for you to ride in our Wild West show now ?
    I hear it's available right away this Fall , and you can pick it up in Airizona when you drop off your Caddilac you promised Semper-Fi-Guy as a yard decoration when you come to ride with him this Fall on that new Motard you've been fantasizing about for a year now . " When Pigs Fly " Ha ha ha
    My neighbors boy told me he would let you use his Rubber-Band Rifle too for the show when you come here to ride in our show . We fear from your U-Tube posts you may not be safe using real bullets since everyone leaves the Range when you show up ? Plus Rubber-Band Rifles are
    " Period Correct " for an Old West shootum up show . He wants a contract though , and will only let you shoot his Pink rubber-bands so we can keep track of your score better amongst the green trees and shrubs in my neck of the woods . Pink doesn't scare Elk either . Plus he said from your pictures of you, Pink is a natural color for you and goes well with your Too-Too and pink high heels .................

    I also talked to Cherri Pie , and she is in full agreement on the rubber band issue and you , if she is to hold Poker Chips for us She told me she would wear her Motard hat if you'd like ???? That's all she said she was going to have on , so you ought to be able to hit the Chips I hope ? She said riding bare-back on your Elk will be out of the question though , so don't even ask her . She actually asked me to tell you that the only riding you'll be doing with her " EVER " is when or you actually get a Motard , whichever comes first She sure is fiesty for a China Girl Culcune , you must have pissed her off at some point trying to wrangle that free bike from her company ??? She did like the idea I had that she would be able to shoot back at you if you missed her Poker Chip though . I told her she could use my Mighty Colt Walker or 3rd model Dragoons for that with 60 grains of black powder and a big fat conical bullet . She really liked that idea ! I even offered her a blindfold so to keep your and her accuracy at even odds to eachother ? She declined and said she would shoot from a mirror behind her back instead and wants to have you running full gallup on your ELK for sporting purposes . Don't worry Culcune , she is accurate enough to hit you , or should I say the poker chip between your butt-cheeks , probably ? But fear not , if she misses you won't feel a thing anyway , for long .... She said she gets your Elk if she misses you too ???
    I wonder why she said that ???? Hee hee hee ..She says she really likes Elk meat too , just like you did ? Hmmmmm ?

    Last night during one of my " Saonces " to raise the spirit of Bufalo Bill to get permmision to re-do his and Annie Oakly's show again , he was delighted at the idea He told me in Annies voice though , that you were not to bring you AK47 for any reason ? He-she said that anyone that has to look down to see if thier AK47 is jammed or if they actually shot all thirty rounds in 4 seconds couldn't be trusted with the rifle , and it would also scare the ELK , and he wants to make sure Cherri Pie gets a nice shot back on you without the clackty clack sound of the AK47 when you run away crying after you miss her . She wants a clean shot at you he said , I mean the Poker Chip between your butt-cheeks you'll be holding .
    So "NO" AK47 !!!! Kalashnikov isn't even happy you owne one of his guns anyway Culcune, and tells me a rubber-band gun is pressing it for safety with you even But , just like the AK47 he said , rubber-band guns don't jamb either , and if you look down to check that out Cherri Pie will definately miss the chip from you flinching . Ouch !
    If your really lucky I might let you hold one of my AK's at the shows Intermission to keep you happy ?


    So, pony up in Fall and get here Culcune, we got a nice surprise for you ! Plus you'll be famous soon enough riding in the newly re-created Motorcycle-Elk-Shootem-up-Wild-West-Show !!!!! Yippi-Yi-Ya , Yippi-yi-yo !!!!

    Cherri Pie says she wants to see you in this pair of Remington 1863 Nickle Plated Pocket pistols too with your Pink Too-Too on Culcune . She thinks they will make you sissy-boy look pretty-er . She said we could load them with blanks because your used to shooting blanks at home too .

    Wild Bill Hickock will be there but said you can't use his actual gun Cuclune like you wanted , but is willing to let you use mine if you shoot blanks in it ? Once again your overly qualified I am sure of that !

    Here's the Remington Old Silver model 1858 .44 Caliber I will be using on you , I mean , the Poker Chip ! Hee hee hee.

    Oh and here is Cherri Pies arsenal too !!! Man she has some nice guns !!!!

    Cheers Culcune, we look forward to seeing you in the Fall !!! Make sure you bring the ELK , and the Poker Chips , were hungry

    Cheers, Snortin Norton out and out of his mind
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    "Fear and Loathing in Snortin's Mind" is the name of my next film. Your visuals are great (the verbal ones, not just the photos), so I can really see a book and movie in the making. It will make the ghost of Hunter Thompson blush it will be that good!
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  6. #6 Culcune-a-fish 
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    Culcune-a-fish ,
    I think the 3:10 out of Yuma should have kept ya , and kept on going .
    You do realize Hunter was on board with you that day , back in the Galley making Culcune-a-fish sandwhiches for the whole Prisoner Staff ? Of course he was using Miracle Whip not Mayo !!!! I always thought Hunter was a bit strange , un-like me of course . I guess they figured Yuma was a far worse sentence for you than Prison for illegal Porn , so there you are , stuck in Yuma-Gumma , listening to Umma-Gumma from Floyd , and pondering your escape from Little Mexico aka Yuma Arizona USA-Mexico ?................

    Cheers out ,
    think I will pour another Jim Beam for me and Hunter as I end this Auto-Bio-graphic endless journey were on together If only "INK" could see and not just speak ! Hmmmmmmm ?

    Snortin out
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