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  1. #1 A Fairy Tale for Men 
    Senior C-Moto Guru euphonius's Avatar
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    A Fairy Tale for Men (with apologies to, er, well, oh, never mind...)

    Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"

    The Princess said, "No!"
    And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny, long-legged big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank, whisky, beer, and Captain Morgan rum and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was fookin' cool as hell and he had tons of money and left the toilet seat up.


    The End.
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    what a lucky guy! why you didnt publish this ten years ago? ..... young boys in this forum: read it careful and come to a mindful conclusion!!!!
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    Had a drink or two euphonius tonight.Easy to do over this Chinese New year madness.

    Women can't live with them, Can't live with out them.That's why they invented motorcycles.
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    the true story of life, duly noted down
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    Wow , what a great story , if only i read it sooner lol.......would have saved me from.................oh shit here she comes............bye
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    wow, who is the lucky guy? This type of life style couldn't be tolerated in Chinese tradition (他们会指责你贪图享受,只顾玩乐,没有家庭观念的型). That's why any single Chinese guy getting late at merry age (if this is the right word) would face tremendous pressure from parents (who also face tremendous pressure from others), relatives, friends, even boss/employer. Well I don't care.

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