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  1. #1 Oh Simon ? 
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    Oh Simon ,
    where arth thow Culcune-A-Fish ?
    It appears I have not guilted you enough into appearing yet ?
    I see my work is not done on you !!!!
    If your ever going to actually get one of these bikes, you can't be pulling your Hoodinni act on us you know ?
    The stakes are raised and my challenge is on with you it so appears now .
    Get ready for Moto-War-Fare pal !!!! Remember how much fun you used to have here Foolio ? Do you not remember how pretty China girls are ? Are you now into China guys or what ! Brake off your tail and evolve Simon , you need to make an appearence for your fans . Albeit by now your fan club has dwindled down to just me probably ????
    Did I ever tell you I never ever ever never give up ??????

    Snortin Norton out
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  2. #2 Culcune-a-fish 
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    Still waiting Culcune

    Snortin Norton
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    Maybe he was eaten by a giant Culcune eating Chinese motorcycle?

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  4. #4 He wishes !!! 
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    Hee hee Carl , he wishes it was that simple !
    I have litterally been on him for days now, guilting him, giving him grief , etc, etc, all in fun of course
    A giant would be too simple an excuse for Culcune when he already has had so many lame excuses to use already .
    I haven't heard from him a couple days , maybe he left town for LA for awhile to avoid me . I know I would avoid me if I could !!!!

    Later, Snortin
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  5. #5 Godzilla got him , I just know it !!! 
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    Once Blue Oyster Cult heard about Culcune being lame and giving up on himself and the China Moto community , they revampt thier old 1970's era song Godzilla just for him Crazy Carl
    Have you heard it yet , it goes like this " Oh no , they say he's got to go , go go Godzilla-Culcune-a-Fish !!!!!! There goes your Motard dreams Yo , go go Godzilla-Culcune-a-Fish !!!! Simon-Zilla Yo , picks up a Bus and throws it back down Yo , go go Godzilla-Culcune-a-Fish !!!
    Yo Yo Godzilla-Culcune-a-Fish , gave up his dreams yo , his wife owns his Balls yo , go go Godzilla-Culcune-a-Fish
    Yo he can't seam to type, he's such a Butt-Wipe yo , go go Godzilla-Culcune-a-Fish Simons so lame , he ought to be ashamed, go go Godzilla-Culcune-a-Fish He likes China boys , no more PORN King toys , plays with his ding-a-ling , there goes Tokyo , go go Godzilla-Culcune-a-Fish

    To be released on CD soon 2009 on Hoodini Simon Lame Ass Records .

    Simon , here's your IQ currently , my current rating of your loyalty to the China Moto board , and a messege for you all in one " " ..........

    Cheers, Snortin Norton
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    Alright, snortin' one--here I am back with a bike even! OK, it's a Honda, a 1984 Ascot VT500, but I have a bike, and I even have some time, and reason, to talk bikes, again. A Qlink/Qinqgqi 200 motard is still in my mind, though....

    ...and thanks for the guilt, snortin'....
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  8. #8 Culcune=Moderator ? 
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    Hi Culcune ,
    noticed you have not changed your Moderator status here under your name ?
    What exactly is it you moderate around here ? Must be your invisability ? Where did you sing up for such priviledge without substance ? I need a job like that

    Cheers, Snortin out
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