Apropos of nothing, here's an exquisite piece of weirdness I stumbled upon in Taobao tonight. I've put in the ATV/Quad forum because there's no NOTMyChinaMoto thread in which to dump it.

It's described as a beach buggie with 14-inch aluminum wheels that can run on highways, the track or offroad, and can be had with a range of engines up to 250cc.

Yikes!