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  1. #1 Need a Driving license in China ? 
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    Here is my own translation of what is said ?

    1. The driver is singing and happy to be driving in China.

    2. STOP... we're do you think you are going ?

    3. Driver.... Good day Mr police man I have been driving for over 40 years and have a international driving license which is accepted ALL over the world ?
    Police man. ALL BULLSHIT. MATE TIC.

    4.Police man.... 14 days prison and then you will be deported.
    Driver......Holly shit .starts crying........


    Other translation are welcome ......to be posted
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  2. #2 Re: Need a Driving license in China ? 
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    'Hey you stop your vehicle'.
    'What's the matter? I'm an experienced driver with an International driving license'.
    'But your driving standards are too high'. 'How can you drive on these roads when you actually understand the idea of major/minor roads, driving on the correct side of the road, looking signalling in due time, parking in reasonable places and basic safety?'. 'You are clearly disharmonious. This is totally unacceptable, you must be immediately be re-educated, deported and your vehicle impounded'. 'Come back when you've learned how to drive like a partially sighted, entitled farmer driving his pregnant wife to hospital drunk, whilst smoking, yakking on your cell phone and not wearing a seat belt'.
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    Not bad
    "Arguing on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics, even if you win you're still retarded"
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