Who needs porn bots? Removed a couple of real nasties lately.
Does that mention Dhakar behind it? That would be fun!
Maybe sponsored by Viagra so it lasted a bit longer?
Ribbed for traction?
Shineray powered for vibration?

Reminds me of a bad english schoolboy joke, one schoolboy to another:
"Why do they have lights on the tip of condoms?"
"Errr, dunno!"
"For dim f****rs like you ..."