Brilliant.
You sure you don;t have psychic ability?
Not far from what I already have planned ...
I will teach western magickal tradition on a lecture tour, meeting scholars and young female acolytes on the way.

I will thus get an introduction using connections to a small town Chief Of Police and he can do all the arrangements for me for M'bike.
Any spare time from teaching the acolytes 4th degree sex magick will be spent passing on my wisdom and sharing beers with fellow MCMers.

Having proven my credentials and fertility and magickal guanxi to the aforesaid CoP
I will happily marry his ugly niece and bring her back to Oz.
There I will sit for 6 months of each of my remaining years with hands contentedly crossed over my growing Buddha belly and contemplate the huge pile of firewood, the rusting remains of the Kinlon and lots of fat, naked kids playing in the gleaming UV light.

The other six months will be spent back in China while 侄女丑 shows off her shiny yellow gold jewellery and coral bracelets to many relatives. And I still sit, and smile and get fat and ride my motorbike.

heaven reaches earth and the righteous man is content