Pete's addition:

75. When wishing to cross a multi-laned road that has a central divider, however, there are no openings in a conveniently close proximity, just ride the wrong way down the road, against traffic and as close to the central divider as possible until you reach your destination. Typically, the traffic coming head-on with attempt to avoid you but Soberpete may try to kick you as he rides past on his motorcycle because your display can be seen as very dangerous and inconsiderate by foreigners.