TIC (This is China)

**td_ref** · 09-07-2011, 11:16 AM

Originally Posted by corporal_clegg

Unbelievable. How much easier is it to massage someone's shoulders that to take a big length of them. Especially from a foreigner...

Most of their customer finishes quick, they could just lay down and do littler than massage.
120 in Shanghai? That's what I would call it unbelievable.

**MissRose** · 09-08-2011, 08:52 AM

Originally Posted by euphonius

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I'd love one of these! And if I'd just got it and wasn't very confident parking it I'd definitly get Clegg to park it for me (kinda decadent aswell)! At least she's not reckless with it, appriciating it's worth.... And I'd most def have nice high heels (pumps... platforms...any cool shoe would do) in the car I could slip into before getting out of my pink pink pink machine so I'd look great!
Okay, she could feed a shit ton of peeps with the worth of that pink sled, but he.... if you have money to burn, you won't burn it all on others no matter how hungry they are (I know you won't so don't think it's egotistical!)

**felix** · 09-09-2011, 03:28 AM

Originally Posted by corporal_clegg

Me and my friend were looking for a massage late at night when the massage parlours were closed. So where did we go? To a whorehouse of course. We found 10 pretty girls sitting around chatting and asked how much for a massage. Sorry we don't do massages, sex only. We haggled them down to 120 an hour for sex then said right well give you that for a one hour massage. They refused, sex only they say. Unbelievable. How much easier is it to massage someone's shoulders that to take a big length of them. Especially from a foreigner...

Hilarious story clegg. I think TD is right though, probably easier to lie on your back for two minutes than to actually massaging them for an hour...

**euphonius** · 09-09-2011, 03:29 AM

Is this a great thread or what?

**corporal_clegg** · 09-09-2011, 03:45 AM

td if you're in shanghai PM me for the address

although I imagine you get what you pay for. Like have you ever gone for a back massage and they have all different prices for the same length of time? If you chose the cheapest one they just give you a sh*t massage. It's a form of blackmail, same time, same materials you just pay more to not have your shoulder muscles ripped from your frame.

**corporal_clegg** · 09-09-2011, 03:50 AM

Liza also made a fair point about that car when we were playing devil's advocate with each other:

If you were a real car lover and you had this car how often would you take it out. Car lovers I have known will drive a car like this ten times a year and spend the rest of the time polishing it. She even takes it to the shops god bless. Conclusion she, mileage wise, probably gets her moneys worth.

**MissRose** · 09-10-2011, 07:47 AM

So right! Rather actually drive it than have it sitting in the garage all year waiting for nice weather!

Clegg, wasn't that massage refusal in Jingshan? Anyway, I'd do the massage, even though its more work!

**felix** · 09-10-2011, 02:00 PM

True about the car, fair play to the lady driving that shit to the shops. Makes her cooler than all these harley and bmw guys who put 120km a year on their bikes.

Clegg, if you came to me asking for a massage i'd probably offer you sex too.

**MissRose** · 09-11-2011, 02:44 AM

can I watch?

**slabo** · 09-11-2011, 07:19 AM

twisted minds indeed.. back to the TIC thread..

No good deed goes unpunished. Well, you can stretch that a bit more. Read this>> http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-0...am-minter.html

I've heard stories before, but reading this was a shock.

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