Congratulations Corporal Clegg!

[corporal_clegg]

Nice one. Just got back from the tool market today, got some nice bits and pieces. When I got home to pick up Cleggette I found that one of her footpegs has been stolen also... just one. Grrr. My garage sucks. This is two weeks I have had two things taken. Imagine what will be left by the end of the year.

[felix]

Who the fuck steals one footpeg? I bet you it's that one legged guy i've seen around the old town, he looks like a footpeg thief...

[corporal_clegg]

Who the fuck steals one footpeg? I bet you it's that one legged guy i've seen around the old town, he looks like a footpeg thief...

Yea, fuckers. It was the one that broke during the trip so it was only a hairpin holding it in so very handy to just take. I just wish they took the whole setup tho. They took the peg and then put the peg holder back together just in case I might think it fell off while riding. Just to say I took your peg and I'm not even going to use it, just to say.. f*** you, and fuck your ride.

[felix]

Well if i find one missing from my bike in the next week i'll know who to blame. Stay away from my place you knacker.

[euphonius]

...you knacker...

OK, had to look that one up.

"a person whose business is the disposal of dead or unwanted animals, esp. those whose flesh is not fit for human consumption."

that casts "corporal" Clegg in a whole new light!

[felix]

I meant it more like

"A person who's business is selling stolen gates to strangers on the side of the road"

...for example.