I'm sorry. I'm not going to joke about this anymore. Fallwew, please calm down and plan your trip better, it can be done and on your bike too, but make sure you have all the things you are going to need for the trip to do it safely, your bike needs to be fitted out specially for this trip with at least some way of carrying a load low down and a GPS. I really believe that you could get yourself hurt or in trouble if you are not more careful. Also the way you behave has an effect on all of us who ride in China.

If you are going to ride your bike across Asia you need to equip yourself and your bike for this adventure properly.