TIC (This is China)

[euphonius]

Damn, how many levels of sadness behind that image.

[ShuBen]

another reason to ............. wear a SUITABLE helmet.

[TB-Racing]

another reason to ............. wear a SUITABLE helmet.

....and close the helmet strap properly.......


Here we go again, parking in China: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOgV...layer_embedded

[TB-Racing]

Sperm collecting machine: Chinese innovation at its best.....

I have no doubt that Chinese inventors will soon rule the world. Don't believe me? Some wonderful company in Jiangsu has apparently invented a sperm collecting machine. Great! With this machine, now sperm banks around the world no longer need to get donors to "do it yourself". The machine boasts of a cylinder pump which they say feels like a vajayjay inside. Like it tighter? Looser? Faster? Slower? All of that, and the height of the pump itself is adjustable. There's also a screen that can play you your favourite p@rn in a wide variety of file formats while the machine pumps the baby batter out of you. This machine is supposedly great for sufferers of premature ejaculation because it helps to desensitise the penis. Any PE patients out there? Get one from their Alibaba store http://www.alibaba.com/product-gs/21...Collector.html and tell us if it works......


Video: http://you.video.sina.com.cn/api/sin...+cvwk0Rs/s.swf

edit: double post, has been posted before.... http://www.mychinamoto.com/forums/sh...ighlight=sperm

[Lao Jia Hou]

Sperm collecting machine: Chinese innovation at its best.....

That is yet another example of machines putting people out of work ...

http://franksemails.com/pics/sperm-donation-in-china/

[ZMC888]

Chinese inventor

ahh, like 'military intelligence'.