Welcome (insert name here). Sorry, I can't call someone ass kicker with a straight face unless he looks like Manny Pacquiao. Get yourself a CFmoto 650nk !

They look smooth, ride smooth and you can get tons of sweet mods like brake levers and aftermarket tank stickers ;-) Actually, you can play with them a bit, I'm told. There's a standing bet in my office over who will get the exhaust modded first, me or Miles82... As soon as I learn to ride the thing properly I'll set on it with the socket wrenches.

If you're looking to do some serious touring, the Jialing JH600 seems to be a go to model here.