Don't forget to muscle-memory the "ape-pinch", pulling the clutch while intermittently pushing horn and lights, while breaking with the right hand and foot, optionally shaking the head in disbelief.

GoPro is onboard ocassionally, also in order to be able to show friends abroad in what conditions the 250cc needs to operate.
Chinese traffic is unmatched.

It's either
a) Don't look, just drive
b) Look, drive anyway

Don't expect anything at anytime, the overall imagination can't come up with those scenarios anyway.

Best description of local traffic I read was "you have a healthy mix of people who have never driven before interspersed with people who should never have been driving in the first place."