non-sensical and inappropriate but unoffensive thread

[Canadian Dave]

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Holy phuck Jim , this guy is right up your alley !!!! LMAOROTF !!!
Thanks you Dave for being a Canadian and funny , didn't think it freekin existed ?

Kelly out

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Well thankye kindly thar Snortin'! Though my last post seems to have gone over like a lead balloon. i'll go back to what i was doin' over thar...

[Snortin Norton]

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Well thankye kindly thar Snortin'! Though my last post seems to have gone over like a lead balloon. i'll go back to what i was doin' over thar...

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Hi Dave ,
So how's Canada ? I ask because your in China ???? Are you blessed with Duel Citizenship ??? Me too , U.S.A and Pluto ..........................
Lead Balloon you say ,well no , more like a Led Zepplin , maybe the Hindenburg herself that time . My obvservation is , your a damn funny guy , if you just let it flow naturally. See Dave , your kinda like me , but much less handsome of course , but your naturally TWISTED in your head obviously .
You don't need to try to be funny, you just are funny . So don't try to be what you already are and you'll have F-18's going over here and not Led Zeppelins . It wasn;t like I didn't read you last post and ignore you , I was just contemplating my next move is all . Plus me and Simon are pretty good buds so I give him my time , always , even if he pisses me off ,which is most of the time because he refuses to go shoot my Colt .36 I gave him , LOL Simon !!! Not sure if you know what that's all about Dave, but old Cuclune just wanted to get into Black Powder Civil War Era guns just ever so badly at one point last year because he just had to know what it was like to shoot something from the past and wanted to know how it felt . Being the guy I am I sent him an unfired .36 Colt Navy , this one :


Needless to say it is still unfired !!!!!!

Need to get ready for work-ish , got some COunty crap to do today with Permits ,etc, gotta run , will trash everyone later , for sure, it's just so easy, especially you Simon . Go shoot the COLT , you'll thank me for being a prick later trust me...I think your just afraid of it, you big pussy !!!!

Later , Kelly

[Canadian Dave]

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Hi Dave ,
So how's Canada ? I ask because your in China ???? Are you blessed with Duel Citizenship ??? Me too , U.S.A and Pluto ..........................
Lead Balloon you say ,well no , more like a Led Zepplin , maybe the Hindenburg herself that time . My obvservation is , your a damn funny guy , if you just let it flow naturally. See Dave , your kinda like me , but much less handsome of course , but your naturally TWISTED in your head obviously .
You don't need to try to be funny, you just are funny . So don't try to be what you already are and you'll have F-18's going over here and not Led Zeppelins . It wasn;t like I didn't read you last post and ignore you , I was just contemplating my next move is all . Plus me and Simon are pretty good buds so I give him my time , always , even if he pisses me off ,which is most of the time because he refuses to go shoot my Colt .36 I gave him , LOL Simon !!! Not sure if you know what that's all about Dave, but old Cuclune just wanted to get into Black Powder Civil War Era guns just ever so badly at one point last year because he just had to know what it was like to shoot something from the past and wanted to know how it felt . Being the guy I am I sent him an unfired .36 Colt Navy , this one :


Needless to say it is still unfired !!!!!!

Need to get ready for work-ish , got some COunty crap to do today with Permits ,etc, gotta run , will trash everyone later , for sure, it's just so easy, especially you Simon . Go shoot the COLT , you'll thank me for being a prick later trust me...I think your just afraid of it, you big pussy !!!!

Later , Kelly

Hmmm.. Always though a Colt was a straight revolver using preloaded cartridges. Never knew it was black powder... ***Shrug*** ya learn sommit new every day!

CANADA'S GREAT ME FRIEND! (Least-wise 'twas the last time i was thar!) i'm in China dude! Been here for 7 years! (Hence my membership in mychinamoto along with a few other China Motorcycle groups!

[Snortin Norton]

Hmmm.. Always though a Colt was a straight revolver using preloaded cartridges. Never knew it was black powder... ***Shrug*** ya learn sommit new every day!

CANADA'S GREAT ME FRIEND! (Least-wise 'twas the last time i was thar!) i'm in China dude! Been here for 7 years! (Hence my membership in mychinamoto along with a few other China Motorcycle groups!

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Yup , I kinda figured you were in China , since that is what it says under your picture under your name Canadian Dave , it says China , look its there !
Canada was good to me when I was there too , briefly , and I mean briefly as in woman , yuk yuk yuk ....
Colt Peace Maker is what your talking about as far as Colts go I guess , but Colts have been around before 1873 which is the one Colt your talking about I think .
Colt was produced in the 1830's as an idea , 1840's as a real toy . Here's one of my Peace Makers , is this what your thinking of ???


Circa 1873 Model "P"

Or is this what your thinking of , a Colt Pistol ??


Circa 1911 style

This is another brand , not Colt , but it is based on Colts 1911 which is the year it was Patented .

See now you know more than you did earlier today , regardless if you wanted to or not !!!

But do you know anything about Led Zeppelin ??? Or as my Japanese friend would say " Fred Zefferin" ...

Later, Snortin

[Canadian Dave]

Was that positive experience in Canada good for the vimink too?

Yeah was thinking of the Peacemaker. Nice gun that!

[Snortin Norton]

Was that positive experience in Canada good for the vimink too?

Yeah was thinking of the Peacemaker. Nice gun that!

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Well , yes it was , but it was the beggining to a good end , a well needed end I think allot of that had to do with my Cider consumption that night in BC at the Holiday Inn ? Go figure Now why would a woman worry about my constant Cocaine fettish and alcoholic tendencies , swallowed by globs of green buds daily at 19 years old ????
She had the nerve to tell me I did too many drugs and couldn't understand why I wanted to do them all the time ????
With the constant bitching and whining at me , it is no wonder I did drugs .
Big titties and a tight ass does not constitute a healthy relationship , learned after her of course when we split up , thank GOD ALMIGHTY !!!!
If she turned out anything like ehr mother and am sure she did, oh my God am I greatfull I never stayed with her . Her Mom turend gay , saggy breasts and a bad attitude towards all men . Apples don't fall far fromthiere trees Dave .
Now I am with a gal that has her owne motorcycles , owne guns , owne fishing poles , is clean and sober like me . That is 24 years later now Dave...

Thanks for the Peace Maker comment, she is pretty , my other Lover !!!

Snortin Out

[Canadian Dave]

i hear what you're sayin' about apples falling from trees Snortin'... i finally got so freaking sick of it i came to China to find a good girl!
Glad to hear you found a real woman dude! Gotta like a girl who can fish, shoot AND ride! Very lucky man indeed!

Your Peacemaker is a DEFINITE beauty! i'd Love to take 'er out in the back 40 and squeeze off a few rounds! What's the recoil like?