Quote Originally Posted by ZMC888 View Post
When I did the test the 'medical' test was just an office 'round the back of the cop shop. The medical technically consisted of a raft of exhaustive tests, to make sure that you were 'good enough' to join the hapless sea of imbeciles which is China traffic.

In reality it was two doctors testing eyesight and colorblindness with chart praying that you'd fail so they could extort a few yuan to say you'd actually passed. Why the F**k colorblindness when you can fly a 747 and be colorblind, I'll never quite understand.....
Recent ride from Nanning bike banned city to Liuzhou - two trucks on opposite but correct side of blind corner - as I began the bend I was faced with a F8kin big bus on my side of the road just a small distance from me and I was doing 70km PH
Missed it by a hair spin around chased the Bustard as he was still passing everything in sight.
Under took the cAnt and stopped in front of him got of yelling the worst possible French known to English kind and punched his windscreen that suddenly without warning smashed
As I rode off I saw an angry gorilla throwing a spanner at me.
That was a very very close call to death I tell you for free!!