So if I can't find a Heist, or they only come in black, what else in the $3k price range (China or not) would give me: 67-75 mpg, not need pedals, be full-sized like a Heist, not get me shot passing any Redneck bar in Mississippi, doesn't need a half-ton of plastic or the gas tank to come off to replace a spark plug or service the valves, has spare parts available when some idiot in an Escalade backs over my parked bike and bends a wheel or breaks something off, has an engine that while possibly anemic in power will last (with decent maintenance) until the day after forever, or will do basically the same thing in the same amount of "style and size" that CCW claims the Heist will do??

I'm done with "larger" bikes. I can squeeze 30 mpg out of my '74 Volkswagen and be out of the rain while I listen to the radio, and birds and bugs hit the windsheild instead of my shoulder. I want a real gas sipper, something that looks decent and lets me flip the bird to the gas stations I pass. And again, I don't want to have to pedal the thing.

Seriously, any ideas??