I am always off my meds and never impressed by people who just pop in, show off a bike, don't introduce themselves and then say they are unlicensed and unplated and unhelmeted and going to see us 'on the road'. We are not going to see them for long, all they can do is lick their bike or wank over it, or ride illegally and get cleaned up one way or another.

Is that meant to impress me Vince? You are certainly strange enough with your hard-tail but at least you ride it in some beautiful places and post pics. Apartment block or hotel walls aren't exactly a picturesque backdrop!

Then again bbc, we are easily impressed by pics of bikes being ridden, by beer girls on the back and by stories of how you got it all matt black instead of lime green and white. That is, if it wasn't just some rich jerk off you stole it from? As you can tell, I am envious.