Beijing - The Final Ride

[euphonius]

Hi Folks.
As the title suggests, here comes my final China ride - at least for the time being - never say never

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I am out of here on May 31st, my stuff has been packed today and I'll send my car to the warehouse for shipping tomorrow.

OK, OK, Andy, your game is up. We all know that April Fool's Day is celebrated on the Austrian lunar calendar, making it 26 May this year. Haha! Good one!

Now enough of this nonsense.

Really. You are not permitted to leave. Do you understand? Your wife will hate it in Europe. Your baby, who barely knows anything but Chinese concrete, will lose traction on those gorgeous Alpine switchbacks. The pure Austrian petrol will immediately saturate your hoses and cause extremely dangerous odors. Your GPS and all your Android gear will asphyxiate from the boredom of just 26 letters, and won't be fooled at all by those umlauts, which don't hold a candle to hanzi. You've been here barely a decade. A China newbie!

Say it ain't so, chinabiker. It's waaay too early to retire that username!

Happy Austrian April Fool's Day!

Why am I not laughing?