You want to burn your bike? Steve, where's your environmental awareness!?

Here's a plan: box it and send it to me. I can solve аll the problems that you mentioned, and even have an idea what to do with "useless engine noise" - I will scare people all over my village.

You do not need to pay me even a dime - I will take it with no charge. I will, as a token of appreciation, send you a bottle of my own three year old slivovitz, plus another bottle of last year's apple brandy, just because you're from the "Northern Venice".

For details, PM me anytime.