Limes ???

[Snortin Norton]

I was planning a ride into the 3rd world country today, but it's freaking raining. It's still early, and my wife needs cigarettes, and someone is in dire need of "hookers" and tequila. Do you like flavored tequila--there is a really tasty almond tequila that drinks like a liquer, or do you just want the nasty stuff?

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Neither Culcune ,
I don't drink , nor do I screw nasty woman Simon . This was all in fun , MINE !!!!!
I am just trying to make you more responcible is all . You are my SON you know ??? Your Mom didn't tell ya ??? Damn her ...
My point is , you TOLD me around X-Mas you were sending something to me from Mexico for a late X-Mas present ? Here I sit wating on Hookers and Tequilla ??? What is this , February now ???
When I sent you that beautiful Colt 1861 Revolver for free even paid shipping to you , with custom English Walnut grips and unfired no less , I did exactly what I said , did I not ???
I hold people to a very high standard , MINE . When someone , especialy a friend like you are to me that is , I actually expect your going to do what say ??? Silly me , LOL !!!
I am aware things can get hectic in life , I know because mine is hectic . I still found time to do you up well with that gun , did I not ??? It is all about priorities Culcune , my friends being very high on mine . But that's just me . Do you think I had time , money , or was very willing to send you a $300 plus dollar gun that you wanted to get into BP shooting sports with if I am slacker ???? No , I did all that because your my friend , right . Did I have time or money to do it ? No , not really, but I made time because your a friend and I wanted you to have something very cool and nice .
When I asked you if you shot the thing yet , you said no , no time , but I am taking it to LA for X-Mas and will shoot it for sure . You didn't do that either , so your track record with me is getting stressed .
Same thing with Crazy Carl with turning him onto the San Fransisco beens . I did that with phone numbers , e-mail addresses, info so he could be turned onto good beens at a good price because I consider him my friend Simon .
And by golly he did exactly what he said he was going to , and he thanked me and appreciated my efforts. Very cool and very ADULT like ...
I don't do shit for friends wanting something in return Simon , but I do expect them to do what they say they are going to do . Once agian probably my bad here , because I actually thought you would do all you said you would do , with the gun , the X-mas gift I never got , etc, etc ....
I certainly aint pissed or anything , just disapointed you don't hold me very high on your friend priority list . Proof is in the Pudding and my pudding looks kinda lumpy like Tapiocca today ...
Here's the deal, if I have a BROTHER BIKER in need , I will do anything for him , even take a bullet if need be . I can say that is earned from my Brothers and how they treat me and respect me though .
I think you and I have a different ethical standard of freindships is all here .
This may hurt a little when I tell you this , but if JIM was broke down on the side of the rode on his bike , I would stop to help him .
You , not so sure Simon ? Kinda bums me out I feel like that today though ?
Freindship is free , but it comes at price if you don't participate , and the price is LOSS .

Cheers, Kelly