Kelly, you seemed to ask a trick question, as one of the choices should have been "a or c only" as choice b asked if I wanted you to die--I don't want you to die, or at least not yet. That day might come, but your writings keep me in stiches half the time, so not yet...

I was leaning toward choice "c" as yes, I am a dip-shit some of the time , and I don't have side covers all of the time !!
although choice "a" was a close second choice after reading some of your excerpts from "Fear and Loathing in Snortin's Private Idaho or Ranier, Washington"

I think we should co-sponsor a buracho contest in which the best photos of naked women wins a bottle of the buracho , and a "Hecho in Mexico" belt buckle. Grand prize could be the same buckle with 13 bullet holes

BTW, I am still waiting for my welfare check, sent by you, care of the Seminole tribe--you know, the illegal alien package--is it in the mail?