Dear BMW,

I was driving in my BYD noob Chinaperson car with an incredibly overblown feeling of self importance when I saw two foreigners riding down the freeway. This really upset me because these I thought freeways were only for cars no matter how cheap or crap they were, and the riders were riding BMWs which are better than my shitty car. I wouldn't really want to complain about my husband banging a younger woman and the govt ruining my life as it would cause too much trouble so I've decided to whine like a lil bitch about people riding on the freeway.

So please BMW stop making motorcycles and selling them as it makes me feel slightly uncomfortable. I know as one of 0.7 billion Chinese women you'll listen sincerely and take action on my unreasonable request.

Xiao Tangbi,
Chengdu, China