Culcuens private insluts

**Jim** · 03-03-2009, 01:54 AM

Originally Posted by CrazyCarl

YO Simon man, I know it gets irritating when you got not only one but two preachy ATTGAT ass-holes on your case about safety gear but I have no question that if I wasn't wearing gear (ESPECIALLY A HELMET) I would be one dead mofo.

That's why your called CRAZY Carl instead of STOOPID Carl

(Crazy the sand storm at night part

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**culcune** · 03-03-2009, 03:23 AM

I wear a full-face Bell helmet, riding gloves, and a leather jacket. Not all riding gear, but I really don't regularly ride in t-shirt, shorts and flipflops, but I will when we have a nuclear armegeddan, ala Mad Max, and it's just me, the AK47, and a feral kid!

**Snortin Norton** · 03-03-2009, 11:32 AM

Originally Posted by culcune

I wear a full-face Bell helmet, riding gloves, and a leather jacket. Not all riding gear, but I really don't regularly ride in t-shirt, shorts and flipflops, but I will when we have a nuclear armegeddan, ala Mad Max, and it's just me, the AK47, and a feral kid!

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Oh really , a Bell Helmet ???? Now Simon , a baseball cap with a pin-wheel on top doesn't constitute a helmet , even if it has a Bell that jingles on it silly .

Now you give Zippy the Pin Head back his hat damn you !!!

Does your leather jacket say JC Pennys , or K-Mart on the label ????
This all reminds me of the movie " Forest Gump " ???
Stupid is as stupid does

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When my buddy ( dead ) rode my girlfriend home ( dead ) the night they ate a tree at 100 mph , neither were wearing anything but smiles ( like you ) ....I was 16 years old , it still hurts ......................
I just hope your wife and kid can handle the pain of seeing you die or maimed forever as well as I do now over just a great girlfreind and my buddy in crime being stupid one hot night in California . His RD 400 didn't fare to well either .

Cheers , Snortin

PS...Armor isn't just for Knights in the 13th Century Simon ...
Even if its 105 degrees out in Yuma, you need to wear armor . If someone told you riding is always fun , they have never rode . Riding the street is more like a Gladiator event , you being eatin by the Lions most of the time , its how the game works Simon .
It's a Yin Yan effect , a balance of thrills Vs. danger Culcune . When you mount your bike for a ride each time , and your not actually weighing out the fact that you might not be comming back home , then your nieve at least , stupid at most .
Stupid is as stupid does , you win

**culcune** · 03-03-2009, 03:02 PM

Originally Posted by Snortin Norton

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Oh really , a Bell Helmet ???? Now Simon , a baseball cap with a pin-wheel on top doesn't constitute a helmet , even if it has a Bell that jingles on it silly .

stupid at most .
Stupid is as stupid does , you win

Hey, I win the stupid prize!!

I am in a helmet and gloves, and a thick leather jacket--I will look around for actual riding gear, as you gear nazis seem to insist upon, but I really don't wear t-shirts/shorts/ and flip-flops except on a brain-dead day, like the other day. I do appreciate the concern, but you guys really have less to worry about than you think--really!

(baseball cap with a pin-wheel--that's a good one

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**CrazyCarl** · 03-03-2009, 03:26 PM

This is where you set up the tripod and take a picture of your self wearing nothing but a beanie and a fuzzy dot just to spite us.

Eh... on second thought, scratch that.

Hey hows that report project coming?

CC

**culcune** · 03-03-2009, 04:48 PM

Originally Posted by CrazyCarl

This is where you set up the tripod and take a picture of your self wearing nothing but a beanie and a fuzzy dot just to spite us.

Eh... on second thought, scratch that.

Hey hows that report project coming?

CC

Why would I need a fuzzy dot?

Project has commenced-ish (walk-around shots), but need new back tire to ride

**Snortin Norton** · 03-03-2009, 10:14 PM

Originally Posted by CrazyCarl

This is where you set up the tripod and take a picture of your self wearing nothing but a beanie and a fuzzy dot just to spite us.

Eh... on second thought, scratch that.

Hey hows that report project coming?

CC

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No no no ,
this is where Simon needs the Zippy the Pin-Head pin-wheel hat with Proppeller and Ted Nugent tiger stripped thong underwear !!!!! And that's it

Oh and maybe a Bow and Arrow to emulate his favorite person , me ...

Culcune, it's not that were Nazi's , were just smarter than you , fact .

Then again , that aint too damn hard is it ?

LMAOROTF

When I put my leather jacket on Simon , it feels like I am wearing the entire cow , it's that heavy , for good reason .

That is also why I only buy $300 helmets .....I am thinking for two of us, you and me , ha ha ha , obviously I need to protect my brain , your a big strain on it .

Dater lays , Cheerios , Snortin who aint snortin anything anymore ?

**culcune** · 03-04-2009, 03:44 PM

Originally Posted by Snortin Norton

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Culcune, it's not that were Nazi's , were just smarter than you , fact .

...sounds like the mantra of a certain political party here in the US that just got a president in power

Or are you secretly in Obama's cabinet as "Minister of Motorcycle Safety (not a safety nazi)"

Even though you are smarter, better looking, safer, and not drinking buracho tequila, I will always have the country of Mexico near me (unless I move) which come to think of it,means nothing in the grand scheme of things

Still looking for better riding gear

Simon out

**Snortin Norton** · 03-04-2009, 05:56 PM

Originally Posted by culcune

...sounds like the mantra of a certain political party here in the US that just got a president in power

Or are you secretly in Obama's cabinet as "Minister of Motorcycle Safety (not a safety nazi)"

Even though you are smarter, better looking, safer, and not drinking buracho tequila, I will always have the country of Mexico near me (unless I move) which come to think of it,means nothing in the grand scheme of things

Still looking for better riding gear

Simon out

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Ok now Simon , now your just trying to piss me off !!!!

Lets make this perfectly clear , okeedokeee .

I hate Obama Bin Laudin .
I hate Democrats .
I hate tree huggers .
I hate pacifists , kill em all and let God sort them out .
I hate anti-gunners .
I hate mouthy woman .
I hate cold Biscuits and Gravy

I hate my disease .
I hate being cold, .
I hate being hungry .
I hate crappy coffee beans .
But most of all I hate you !!!! Just kidding ...

I will say that little Obama comment was below the belt though ???? I will note this and remember you for it too , trust me , my wrath will be swift and ruthless ...

Oh and the Nazi party wasn't all bad Simon . The Genocide thing was bit much though ...
Being white and proud of it is ok by me . As well as being black , yellow, red , purple . Its not a crime to be proud of your race . Or is it now days ?
It is funny how Blacks have a black college , but if White people tried that crap we'd be racist , right ? YUP !!!!
Bunch of freekin crap tha tis ...

Now to plot your demize for slandering me with Obama insults , hmmm ???? This may take more time than I thought ?
Cat shit in a box seams mighty tame now , I must have a better plan for you now ???? This ones gonna cost ya !!!!

Cheers , and buy some Pink leathers , theyw ill go good with your new dress I sent you honey ...

Cheers, your screwed , Snortins gonna get you Norton

**culcune** · 03-04-2009, 06:39 PM

You know that all your Obama bashing will not go well with Congress, who are supposed to confirm your nomination as Motorcycle Safety Czar who Isn't Really a Safety Hardnose.

Waiting for my pink cat-crap in a box,

Simon

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